My New Favorite Band

My Spoon Is Too Big

The Best Thing Jeremy Has Ever Seen

I got curious after our Sunday discussion and had to look it up. Still rocks.

Like We Didn't Have Enough Reasons to Love Brad Pitt

Via AP:

NEW YORK -- Brad Pitt, ever the social activist, says he won't be marrying Angelina Jolie until the restrictions on who can marry whom are dropped. "Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able," the 42-year-old actor reveals in Esquire magazine's October issue, on newsstands Sept. 19.

Beyonce is Fucking Crazy

And she's coming for you and your family! No one is safe! Ruuuuuuun!

I'm So Excited

Why I Don't Tan

Oxnard police officials were planning to meet today with relatives of a sunbather run over and killed by two officers who were patrolling the beach Monday.

Police Cmdr. Tom Chronister said the department would offer its condolences and try to explain how the accident that killed Cindy Conolly, 49, of Sioux City, Iowa, took place.