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Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Hot Man-on-Horse Action

File under 'hilarious': The trailer for Bareback Mountain.

(And no, it's not what you think. Unless you were thinking about a horse.)

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

How I Spent My New Orleans Vacation

Actual text received from Smokey: "I'm going to hook up in a FEMA trailer."

Some say best text evs.

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Conversations With The Swan

(Ring, ring, answer)

ME: So, what are you up to?
ERICA: Oh, playing Prison Bitch.
ME: (Silence)
ME: Um, you're fucking someone with a strap-on?
ERICA: No, that's gross!
ME: Hey, you're the one playing Prison Bitch.
ERICA: It's a drinking game!
ME: Oh ... well, that makes more sense.

OMG - From the blacklisted

How exciting is this?
And, Jeremy - I just saw the photos of the girls who will someday replace us at KC in the LV... But they have a few years to go. You all would be bff with 15 year olds!!! And such cute ones.
So, I'm in the middle of nowhere, wondering what happened at the pubcrawl to make 2006 the year of the men... And I know, if I weren't such a hateful cow, I'd know, because I would've gone. But "we all make choices," and, um, I sorta regret mine... to the extent that you can regret multiple orgasms, yadda, yadda, yadda, insert eye-rolling and dirty looks here.
I heard the VH was a great time, and I am wildly jealous I wasn't there, but I'm so glad you all were and I can't wait to hear about it. But I really think that from now on, all great times will be matched against Christmas. I tried to explain it to my mom and dad, and I was like, "WE HAD OUR OWN MENU!!!"
I just bought a new sheer shirt, because for me, 2005 was about toning down the crazy, some say, mission ignored; and 2006 will be about classin' up the place. Which really just means more gold lame... and sheer shirts.
And, how lucky was I that THE Jeff was on my flight out of Phoenix on Sunday morning. He is an honorary member of the swan club, for sure. He chatted with me, etc. Adorable.
I'll be home on Tuesday the 27 - will anyone be around to be friends with? Go out with before you all go off to NYC for fabulosity?
Dave will be picking me up that morning. That's right, a boy, a real live boy will be picking me up from the airport. I've never had that before. Some say, very exciting.
Oh, and straight Jeremy, who was just visiting with my fam this whole time in the middle of nowhere says hi to you all - Casey in particular. And gave me a bunch of new music, AND, made me copies of me on Ch. 12 news talking about holiday fashions and where to find celebs. Some say, my narccisim knows no bounds.
Write back and tell me what I've missed. Love to all!
Meg

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy

Via Letterman:

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10. "Your saddle is Versace"
9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'"
8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'"
7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'"
6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower"
5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"
4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers"
3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Chelsea"
2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon"
1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse"

Sunday, December 18, 2005

And Now, A Special Message From Charo

Some Sunday Evening Inspiration For You

Another of the year's best moments:

More Classy Moments from 2005

If there had been a visual portion of our presentation this weekend, we would have included this favorite shot of our old pal Smokestack:

Welcome, bitches.

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