Conversations With The Swan

(Ring, ring, answer)

ME: So, what are you up to?
ERICA: Oh, playing Prison Bitch.
ME: (Silence)
ME: Um, you're fucking someone with a strap-on?
ERICA: No, that's gross!
ME: Hey, you're the one playing Prison Bitch.
ERICA: It's a drinking game!
ME: Oh ... well, that makes more sense.